11th February 2011
Elderly lady in a shiny white catsuit and massive white-framed sunglasses smoking a cigarette outside the Brewery Tap, at around 7.30pm on Wednesday evening.
Man insisting on reading Katalin’s fortune in return for a light, last Sunday evening outside the Dalston Rio.
Brightly attired lady on the 149 who was in equal measures disgruntled and overweight, explaining the story of Noah’s ark to her bemused son by shouting ‘TWO BY TWO BY TWO By TWO’ in his face until he cried.