I was just trying to get some breakfast when I was accosted by some very large creatures. Taken in July 2009, near Gillett Square, Dalston.
I was just trying to get some breakfast when I was accosted by some very large creatures. Taken in July 2009, near Gillett Square, Dalston.
Why are they?
Angry lady pelting tricycle-mounted child with what appeared to be miniature Cornish pasties.
Madame Guillotine sent me this picture of her great uncle, Fred Russell. A former editor of the Hackney and Kingsland Gazette, he threw in his job to become a ventriloquist. And a scary one, at that.
Representatives from am arbitrary African branch of Christianity, outside Dalston Kingsland Station. Lost in their own world, singing their little hearts out to “Morning Has Broken”. At 4pm.
Dalston has been rather quiet on the weird front, lately. However, this afternoon, two of our delightful and somewhat overdressed residents more than made up for the lull in entertaining and baffling behaviour by following me around the aisles in the convenience store on the Dalston Junction end of Balls Pond Road, singing in harmony about the Lord.
“…And on the sixth day, God opened an Afro hair salon on Ridley Road in Dalston.”
Man in neon green shorts and earmuffs, shouting ‘Selecta!’ at 243 bus, at the Stoke Newington Road end of Kingsland High St.