Everyone in Dalston is Weird.

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The most important story in Hackney today. (Swiped from

The most important story in Hackney today. (Swiped from



Dalston Claws. FOOTCLAW FOOTCLAW FOOTCLAW 

Dalston Claws. FOOTCLAW FOOTCLAW FOOTCLAW 



Who needs proofreaders when you can unlocking phones

Who needs proofreaders when you can unlocking phones





There was definitely no goat.

There was definitely no goat.



I assume the Hazchem sign will come down once the building has seen the school nurse.
(Haggerston Road, 10.30am)

I assume the Hazchem sign will come down once the building has seen the school nurse.

(Haggerston Road, 10.30am)



1st March 2012

The man sitting behind me on the 149 is emitting gutteral grunts, punctuated sporadically by the word, ‘petunia’.



25th February 2012

Bus party on the 38. Pink whistles and everything.



I think we have found Paris’ answer to Dalston. Everyone in Oberkampf is weird :)

I think we have found Paris’ answer to Dalston. Everyone in Oberkampf is weird :)



Overheard…

“My daughter just got back from a trip to Vietnam, Cambodia and Slough.”

“Do you mean Laos?”

“No, I think it was Slough.”